So lately I've had some nose bleeds apparently due to dryness. Never had them this frequently or aggressively ever. So got a little conserned as you could imagine when it started causing dizziness and fatigue.
The tip of the iceberg was one particular geyser of a bleed. Story time kids... So I get off work - I've had 2 nosebleeds at work that day already - and call my buddy Zack ( sup Zagwe) and tell him I'm going to come grab him for a schooner. I'm driving along about halfway there and all of a sudden I'm tasting blood - fuck off I think to myself - so I grab whatever stock of napkins I have in the glovebox and ram a decent size one up there. As I'm getting a bit closer I notice I'm still getting a steady stream down my throat and it's making me pretty sick. I keep driving switch up napkins and eventually pull up in front of his place. I turn the light on in the jeep and the fucking napkin is saturated and is dripping on my pants and shirt. I step out of the vehicle and call him to tell him to come out.
Now picture this if you will... I'm standing holding my nose on the side of the road, my car door open in Millwoods at night and bleeding like a waterfall. I pull out the last kleenex and notice I'm not dripping or even rapidly dripping. It's a fucking steady stream people... I'm bleeding like a guy shot in the face. Zack comes out and in a dizzy frenzy with my hand on my face I yell grab some paper tower. He's thinking wtf is going on and grabs the paper towel but by the time he comes with it I've left a puddle with splattering. He says a drawn out "fuck." I say, "no shit, worst nose bleed ever." I wipe up and we head off.
Next morning Zack sends me that picture. It's frozen and rank and to top it off I get a caption... "It looks like a bad day in baghdad..." clever.
Even if you don't read the story I just thought my dna all over the road is worth sharing with the world.
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