First Evening

Everyone told me to start tomorrow and eat something, but I managed to hold back and ate nothing. Went out for a bit though and got kinda sick and light headed when I went too long without drinking. Just steeping my tea right now for the evening. Hope to god I can handle the salt water tomorrow morning.

Master Cleanse Day 1

Today is day 1 of the master cleanse, The laxative tea wasn't bad at all. Kind of liked it actually. The salt water in the morning was awful, incredibly difficult to get down and rips through you. Many many liquishits ensued. I'm craving food already but that's 'cuz I can smell it coming from the kitchen. The lemon cocktail isn't bad infact I like it, especially the cayenne which isn't bothering my stomach at all I'm excited. I feel really good actually. I'm alert I'm happy. We'll see how it goes.

Be Well,
Kyle

Merry Christmas!!!!!

Training Appointments

Terry and I had an incredibly good training appointment last night. Went and sat down with a single mom with a few kids. Lovely lady very personable and easy going. She loved what we had to show her. We gathered info and set up a time to do a carry back. I also talked to her about the business which she was very interested in. She's coming down to our open house. We even got referrals before leaving. I really felt like this is what my business is supposed to be like; Me bringing people information that they truly need and making a difference in people's lives. I love working with Terry and maybe some day soon I'll be working with her as well. Just have to get this information to more and more people.

I closed business tonight, very exciting. I'm going to do so many good things for this family. It's not the first time I've closed any business but it's the first time I did every step of the way by myself. I'm excited, things are looking good. There's a lot more families I need to help, so I better get out there and get it done.

Helping Families

I've been training and growing and learning to start a business in financial services over the last year (not even). It's been stressful and burdensome but overall the most amazing experience ever. I was barely able to set up an appointment with people I'd known all my life when I started; now I can close business with complete strangers. I'm even training and leading people. I'm so happy where I'm at, I know it's not going to be easy but mark my words I will be making over $10000 every month inside of half a year. I will also one day have a business with over a 1000 agencies across canada that pays me $1'000'000 a month. It might take me 10 it make me 20 but I will get there. Everyday I will know that as a result of my efforts I will financially better the lives of more people than I could ever touch alone. I will also have a bunch of friends I call my business partners. I love this ride and I can't wait to meet all the people that are going to be a part of it.

Chris Cunningham

this is a trailer for a collection of director chris cunningham's work. He's crazy and I don't get any of it but he's probably a genius...

Stay Tuned

John Mayer concert was wicked. Had a ton of fun and pictures were taken... just not by me. So as soon as I can get a link to shari's pics. I will share them.

If I could fall in love...

That song (If I could fall in love) by Lenny Kravitz is good go listen to it, I'm really digging it right now. I love the vocal effects in the chorus.

click it

this is john mayer jamming "slow dancing in a burning room"

p.s. if you don't have Continuum yet I'm not even your friend apparently.

LEG!

So I got the call from the doctor today. Some good news; My leg should clear up after antibiotics and won't need surgery unless the abcess doesn't go away. I feel better already.

Hope your all getting some good news too.
Be Well

Day 11... back to the doctor.

Day 11 still fucked. It's getting better but their's a gaint puss pocket (medical term), a very large angry puss pocket. It's the pink spot with the two lacerations. So I go into the doctor this morning before he comes in I roll up my pant leg and take my shoe off. He walks in and says "that's disgusting." I reply with "ugh." He asks me some questions yada yada. So he starts looking at it. Says that's not good at all. Your at risk for gangreen, flesh eating disease and blood poisoning. Before I can even get a grasp of how bad this is the fucking guy says "your at risk for amputation". I 'm like "jesus!". He puts me on the biggest horse pill antibiotics I've ever seen and says I need an ultrasound within 48 hours. I'm going tomorrow morning. He tells me there could be a cup or more of puss trapped between my muscles and my bones. (not good) He says if that's the case I'll have to have it "lanced" and removed. I don't know what the fuck lancing means but it's not something I really want done to my leg. Anyways tomorrow should be interesting. I'll be posting again soon.





-edited by the lovely kimberly

Day 6... fuck

So the doctor says to me... you've damaged your soft tissue so extensively that your muscles are bleeding. This is why my whole leg is discolored. He never told me though that because of all that extra fluid and pressure it would actually pool away from the wound and cause swelling and discoloration and essentially pain to my knee, my foot. I'm gibbled. Check out that ankle. There was nothing wrong with my ankle a couple days ago. now it looks like someone hit it with a bat.

Day 5 of the LEGacy.

that was actually kinda lame hey. anyhow, she continues to bleed. It's quite pretty though...

KIM the sexiest woman alive... a journey...

These are some pics of my lovely future bearer of the lil' McCabe's...



Those one's are why I never worry about her even considering any other guys.



I took a picture of her butt... while she wasn't looking, but she sued me and my lawyers made me remove it... This is just a rough artist's interpretation...

I am not GAY... ASSCLOWN

So I put kim's T-shirt on and she laughed so hard I started lauging and almost peed then she took a pic... mayhem ensued. So did sex.

Enjoy my bitches

Chronicles of Leg

I'm updating it daily (hopefully) check her out...

Fernie trip

went up to fernie over march. 2 to 4th. I had a blast, met some cool people. Love the hill, I think it was the most snow of anywhere I've ever been. Hurt my leg though, check out the pic...

I did this grinding a fallen tree BTW. First time I almost grinded the whole thing, second time it beat me like I was being gang-raped in an alley... good times.

Git'r Done

I'm making an honest attempt at organizing my life, my time and my finances. Wish me luck.

John Mayer makes me want to cry because...

People have the right to fly
And will when it gets compromised
Their hearts say "Move along"
Their minds say "Gotcha heart"
Let's move it along

And airports, see it all the time
Where someone's last goodbye
Blends in with someone's sigh
Cause someone's coming home
In hand, a single rose

That's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
And I won't be the last
No I won't be the last, to love her

You can't build a house of leaves
And live like it's an evergreen
It's just a season thing
It's just this thing that seasons do

And that's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
And you won't be the first
No you won't be the first, to love me

You can find me, if you ever want to give
I'll be around the bend
I'll be around the bend
I'll be around, I'll be around
And if you never stop when you wave goodbye
You just might find if you give it time
You will wave hello again
You just might wave hello again

And that's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now

You can't love too much, one part of it(repeat)

I believe that my life's gonna see
The love I give return to me
I believe that my life's gonna see yeah
The love I give return to me.
I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give
Return to me...

He also makes me want to have sex. The concensus from girls I care to enjoy the intimate act with is: it makes them want to have sex as well. Thank you John. I hope to meet you one day and pick your brain. If I never do I want you to know I've had alot of great sex with you serenading the both of us via my computer. Love you man.

Infact I believe singing along to a couple of these songs in my car has cured some female emotional distress and replacing it with a gut level need to make sweet sweet love.

Fuck I'm horny now.

My relationship with Boston Pizza...

So I've noticed lately that I'm pushing the limits at work moreso by the day. I've thrown a lemon at the wall, walked away from my manager when she was telling me to do something. I'm not going to list them all but you get the idea. So earlier today I was pondering while cooking a delicious steak and noticed that I'm treating my job at boston pizza much like a relationship with a girl that you've kindov lost respect for but can't pony up and actually do anything about it. So I treat hit shittier by the day like a true asshole and even tell her to her face I wanna see other restaurants. But she doesn't want to lose me so she puts up with it which really just makes me respect her less. Maybe I'll just never call her again... only time will tell.

New Decoration

My Awesome Chakra banner.
I LOVE IT!

Reasons I love Music... and Life Lessons.

I have been listening to the new Brand New album alot lately. You should go listen it's called The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me.

In the song Limousine He says "Well I Love you so much, but do me a favor baby don't reply... 'cuz I can dish it out but I can't take it." I was talking to someone recently and just as I get close to not thinking about them all the time or that I care for them so much. They say something (I don't think was meant to be hurtful) to me and I feel instantaneous pain... like being stabbed right in the heart - I later thought about it and was amazed how much emotional pain can actually feel physically painful. I actually had to walk away 'cuz I was breathing shallowly and couldn't stand to have her see my full distress - ofcourse the first thing I do is fire right back - I'm truly sorry for that btw - Pride... has done almost no good for me in my life FUCK. Anyways I realized I can be hurtful without even knowing it; and if I ever made you feel like I described then I deserved it... I probably did deserve it I can be a real asshole... kinda selfish too. I'm sorry; I would never wish you any harm, I'm actually quite fond of you. phew now that that's out I don't think I really want to think about it ever again. back to Brand New...

"Do you believe your missing out? that everything good is happening somewhere else. But with nobody in your bed... the night's hard to get through.
And I will Die all Alone."
Fuck that is beautiful and I Believe it could have come from my lips. Well that's already running quite long. GO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM RIGHT NOW!
Namaste

My nose the fucking bleeder

So lately I've had some nose bleeds apparently due to dryness. Never had them this frequently or aggressively ever. So got a little conserned as you could imagine when it started causing dizziness and fatigue.

The tip of the iceberg was one particular geyser of a bleed. Story time kids... So I get off work - I've had 2 nosebleeds at work that day already - and call my buddy Zack ( sup Zagwe) and tell him I'm going to come grab him for a schooner. I'm driving along about halfway there and all of a sudden I'm tasting blood - fuck off I think to myself - so I grab whatever stock of napkins I have in the glovebox and ram a decent size one up there. As I'm getting a bit closer I notice I'm still getting a steady stream down my throat and it's making me pretty sick. I keep driving switch up napkins and eventually pull up in front of his place. I turn the light on in the jeep and the fucking napkin is saturated and is dripping on my pants and shirt. I step out of the vehicle and call him to tell him to come out.

Now picture this if you will... I'm standing holding my nose on the side of the road, my car door open in Millwoods at night and bleeding like a waterfall. I pull out the last kleenex and notice I'm not dripping or even rapidly dripping. It's a fucking steady stream people... I'm bleeding like a guy shot in the face. Zack comes out and in a dizzy frenzy with my hand on my face I yell grab some paper tower. He's thinking wtf is going on and grabs the paper towel but by the time he comes with it I've left a puddle with splattering. He says a drawn out "fuck." I say, "no shit, worst nose bleed ever." I wipe up and we head off.

Next morning Zack sends me that picture. It's frozen and rank and to top it off I get a caption... "It looks like a bad day in baghdad..." clever.

Even if you don't read the story I just thought my dna all over the road is worth sharing with the world.

ENJOY

Beautiful Lake Louise

Went to louise for the day today. It was beautiful as always, More pow than I've experienced there for years. And not just recent pow, all over coverage. She's deep everywhere on that mountain.

I think I could spend a week just getting to know all the tree runs off partridge chair. Look for a run through the trees just right of the lift line that is like a mini halfpipe/ slalom thing that winds back and forth along the mountain. It's amazing, only way I can describe it.

Learned several new jew jokes from Don, always appreciate that. As well as a little trick called arabian goggles; which I was very close to giving to Josh. (for those of you at home that don't know what arabian goggles are... it's placing your scrotum 1 nut over each eyelid of someone you love or hopefully know well enough that they won't rip your balls right off).

Here we go...

So I have a blog now. I hope to use this as a chronicaling of my rise to power. Ok so it's just something to voice my bullshit and to look back on. It's for me and hell I guess anyone else who chooses to check it out. I hope you don't feel like I wasted your time, actually no I don't your reading a blog, it's too late for that.

Well that's going to do for today.
Namaste,
Kyle