Git'r Done

I'm making an honest attempt at organizing my life, my time and my finances. Wish me luck.

John Mayer makes me want to cry because...

People have the right to fly
And will when it gets compromised
Their hearts say "Move along"
Their minds say "Gotcha heart"
Let's move it along

And airports, see it all the time
Where someone's last goodbye
Blends in with someone's sigh
Cause someone's coming home
In hand, a single rose

That's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
And I won't be the last
No I won't be the last, to love her

You can't build a house of leaves
And live like it's an evergreen
It's just a season thing
It's just this thing that seasons do

And that's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
And you won't be the first
No you won't be the first, to love me

You can find me, if you ever want to give
I'll be around the bend
I'll be around the bend
I'll be around, I'll be around
And if you never stop when you wave goodbye
You just might find if you give it time
You will wave hello again
You just might wave hello again

And that's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now

You can't love too much, one part of it(repeat)

I believe that my life's gonna see
The love I give return to me
I believe that my life's gonna see yeah
The love I give return to me.
I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give
Return to me...

He also makes me want to have sex. The concensus from girls I care to enjoy the intimate act with is: it makes them want to have sex as well. Thank you John. I hope to meet you one day and pick your brain. If I never do I want you to know I've had alot of great sex with you serenading the both of us via my computer. Love you man.

Infact I believe singing along to a couple of these songs in my car has cured some female emotional distress and replacing it with a gut level need to make sweet sweet love.

Fuck I'm horny now.

My relationship with Boston Pizza...

So I've noticed lately that I'm pushing the limits at work moreso by the day. I've thrown a lemon at the wall, walked away from my manager when she was telling me to do something. I'm not going to list them all but you get the idea. So earlier today I was pondering while cooking a delicious steak and noticed that I'm treating my job at boston pizza much like a relationship with a girl that you've kindov lost respect for but can't pony up and actually do anything about it. So I treat hit shittier by the day like a true asshole and even tell her to her face I wanna see other restaurants. But she doesn't want to lose me so she puts up with it which really just makes me respect her less. Maybe I'll just never call her again... only time will tell.

New Decoration

My Awesome Chakra banner.
I LOVE IT!

Reasons I love Music... and Life Lessons.

I have been listening to the new Brand New album alot lately. You should go listen it's called The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me.

In the song Limousine He says "Well I Love you so much, but do me a favor baby don't reply... 'cuz I can dish it out but I can't take it." I was talking to someone recently and just as I get close to not thinking about them all the time or that I care for them so much. They say something (I don't think was meant to be hurtful) to me and I feel instantaneous pain... like being stabbed right in the heart - I later thought about it and was amazed how much emotional pain can actually feel physically painful. I actually had to walk away 'cuz I was breathing shallowly and couldn't stand to have her see my full distress - ofcourse the first thing I do is fire right back - I'm truly sorry for that btw - Pride... has done almost no good for me in my life FUCK. Anyways I realized I can be hurtful without even knowing it; and if I ever made you feel like I described then I deserved it... I probably did deserve it I can be a real asshole... kinda selfish too. I'm sorry; I would never wish you any harm, I'm actually quite fond of you. phew now that that's out I don't think I really want to think about it ever again. back to Brand New...

"Do you believe your missing out? that everything good is happening somewhere else. But with nobody in your bed... the night's hard to get through.
And I will Die all Alone."
Fuck that is beautiful and I Believe it could have come from my lips. Well that's already running quite long. GO LISTEN TO THIS ALBUM RIGHT NOW!
Namaste

My nose the fucking bleeder

So lately I've had some nose bleeds apparently due to dryness. Never had them this frequently or aggressively ever. So got a little conserned as you could imagine when it started causing dizziness and fatigue.

The tip of the iceberg was one particular geyser of a bleed. Story time kids... So I get off work - I've had 2 nosebleeds at work that day already - and call my buddy Zack ( sup Zagwe) and tell him I'm going to come grab him for a schooner. I'm driving along about halfway there and all of a sudden I'm tasting blood - fuck off I think to myself - so I grab whatever stock of napkins I have in the glovebox and ram a decent size one up there. As I'm getting a bit closer I notice I'm still getting a steady stream down my throat and it's making me pretty sick. I keep driving switch up napkins and eventually pull up in front of his place. I turn the light on in the jeep and the fucking napkin is saturated and is dripping on my pants and shirt. I step out of the vehicle and call him to tell him to come out.

Now picture this if you will... I'm standing holding my nose on the side of the road, my car door open in Millwoods at night and bleeding like a waterfall. I pull out the last kleenex and notice I'm not dripping or even rapidly dripping. It's a fucking steady stream people... I'm bleeding like a guy shot in the face. Zack comes out and in a dizzy frenzy with my hand on my face I yell grab some paper tower. He's thinking wtf is going on and grabs the paper towel but by the time he comes with it I've left a puddle with splattering. He says a drawn out "fuck." I say, "no shit, worst nose bleed ever." I wipe up and we head off.

Next morning Zack sends me that picture. It's frozen and rank and to top it off I get a caption... "It looks like a bad day in baghdad..." clever.

Even if you don't read the story I just thought my dna all over the road is worth sharing with the world.

ENJOY

Beautiful Lake Louise

Went to louise for the day today. It was beautiful as always, More pow than I've experienced there for years. And not just recent pow, all over coverage. She's deep everywhere on that mountain.

I think I could spend a week just getting to know all the tree runs off partridge chair. Look for a run through the trees just right of the lift line that is like a mini halfpipe/ slalom thing that winds back and forth along the mountain. It's amazing, only way I can describe it.

Learned several new jew jokes from Don, always appreciate that. As well as a little trick called arabian goggles; which I was very close to giving to Josh. (for those of you at home that don't know what arabian goggles are... it's placing your scrotum 1 nut over each eyelid of someone you love or hopefully know well enough that they won't rip your balls right off).

Here we go...

So I have a blog now. I hope to use this as a chronicaling of my rise to power. Ok so it's just something to voice my bullshit and to look back on. It's for me and hell I guess anyone else who chooses to check it out. I hope you don't feel like I wasted your time, actually no I don't your reading a blog, it's too late for that.

Well that's going to do for today.
Namaste,
Kyle